ALPHA HOTELISTIC TENDENCIES

If you “believe” you and/or your background, creed, culture, ethnicity, heritage, race, religion or anything else specific to or about you; is better than or superior to anyone else – You are the epitome of someone possessing “Alpha Hotelistic” tendencies…

By Paul Schneidmill

Whomever you are/profess to be, wherever you come from/hail from/supposed to have originated from…even if you believe what you may have paid to learn from Ancestry.com; you have several things in common with any and everyone else on this planet – alive or dead. 

I’ll just address three of them (three is kind of a good, well known and accepted number…not too challenging, mathematically speaking…):

One: The blood that circulates throughout, flows within and bleeds from your body, is Red.

Two: You will eventually die…if you haven’t already.

Three: You are at some point or point throughout your existence “supposed” to pay “taxes” in some form or other, to some form of institutionalized form of government/municipality or whatever.

I also add in there, were I to go to Four, that EVERYONE has an Opinion on something – some even have an opinion on every idea, interest, item, iota, matter, subject, thought topic, whatever ad nauseum as …

And, were I too even venture to Five, I would emphatically state with all certainty and no doubt whatsoever, that everyone…everyone has an Alpha Hotel.

An Alpha Hotel (for those of you who may not have already arrived at the final destination of where I’m currently going…) is a phonetic description I proudly learned during an even prouder opportunity and privilege I was fortunate to have as a United States of America Service Member with the United States of American Army for twenty one years!  Allow me to joyfully explain that particular description.           

Alpha is the phonetic designation for the letter “A” of the Alphabet and therefore any word beginning with the letter “A” can and could be abbreviated and described by the phonetic designation of Alpha.  I.E., if people still drove automobiles instead of cars, one could say, “I’m going to go gas up my Alpha…” or when expressing how tired you are after a hard days work and striving be tasteful around the kiddies, spouse and grandmother, you could say, “I’m tired…I worked my Alpha off today…” which brings me to the Hotel designation…   

Each letter of the alphabet owned (and yet owns) a phonetic designation that a word beginning with that same respective, was and is used to communicate a word, phrase or statement as needed to convey and/or ensure a form of secure communications (Charlie for “C,” Delta for “D” and so on) and Hotel was for the letter “H.”

Together, an “Alpha Hotel” is one who, pertaining to the “Alpha” designation, displays via their attitude, demeanor and conduct; attributes of a specific member of the donkey family.  And subsequently, the “Hotel” designation, specifically and pointedly refers to the orifice all mankind and most creatures of the animal kingdom have that is used primarily to release waste that is more substantive than liquid form.

Put them together and you will have the negative, yet well-known and unfortunately often prevalent among humanity and society, description of the “Alpha Hotel.”

Now, if you’ll recall the beginning of this writing how I addressed some of the several things in common we all share, were I to go to Six…if I were, I’d state that we all – ALL, have “Alpha Hotelistic” tendencies…i.e., characteristics, issues, quirks, etc. (tendencies) of the “Alpha Hotel” variety.

I’ll share a few and the leave the rest to you to determine and consider, since I’ve held you enraptured and enthralled (hopefully) for quite some time…and because it is now 4:39 am and I should be in bed…

If someone courteously holds a door open for you, and even though you have a free hand or two to take the door for yourself, but just breeze through it like the courteous person was your servant; and on top of that, you don’t bother to express gratitude – You have “Alpha Hotelistic” tendencies…

If you are a person who gets on elevators while people are trying to disembark from the elevator, or disallow people who are trying to depart a room or building, etc., while you are trying to enter – You have “Alpha Hotelistic” tendencies…

If you need to be first at everything, win everything all the time and have the last and final word or say on any subject (to include the ones you “think” you are well informed on – You have “Alpha Hotelistic” tendencies…

The act of Listening is a choice.  Consequently, the act of Not Listening is a choice.  If you are someone who only wants to be heard but routinely chooses not to listen to others – You have “Alpha Hotelistic” tendencies…

If you’re an elected official/politician who, for example, spends more time drafting resolutions to denounce spoken words as opposed to helping the constituents who voted you into office with their national, state and local economic, health and security needs – You most assuredly have “Alpha Hotelistic” tendencies…

If you often complain about everything and are negative about anything, are unencouraging and unsupportive to family members, those you profess to love, humanity in general, or anybody who is not you – You definitely have “Alpha Hotelistic” tendencies…

If you “believe” you and/or your background, creed, culture, ethnicity, heritage, race, religion or anything else specific to or about you; is better than or superior to anyone else – You are the epitome of someone possessing “Alpha Hotelistic” tendencies…   

Finally, I encourage all of us (this writer included) to reflect first on ourselves regarding our individual “Alpha Hotelistic” tendencies…we can’t change others, but we can change ourselves for the betterment of all.

Thus says this guy, who also has (but is striving to diminish his own) “Alpha Hotelistic” tendencies.

© 2019 Paul Schneidmill, All Rights Reserved Email:jehoiada@comcast.net

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